I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
A bitchslap is in order.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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