I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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