Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I need to calm my uterus...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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