I'm lost and stupid without you.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
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Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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