yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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