This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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