You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
