Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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