my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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