There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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