I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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