Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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