I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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