I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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