you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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