i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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