Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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