just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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