matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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