Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Brownell_20 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(808): View more from Hawaii

and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.

Fav 80 1003 6887
share tweet
(248): View more from Michigan

so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision

Fav 16 971 3899
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(586): View more from Michigan

you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway

Fav 32 3834 1953
share tweet
(808): View more from Hawaii

I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.

Fav 10 1689 3994
share tweet
(512): View more from Texas

I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.

Fav 10 1636 2221
share tweet
(949): View more from California

He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.

Fav 10 2407 1233
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(954): View more from Florida

damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian

Fav 6 2713 930
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??

Fav 8 575 1251
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(224): View more from Illinois

So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.

Fav 2 387 227
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT