my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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