3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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