I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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