Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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