it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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