What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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