So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.