gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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