It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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