I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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