I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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