I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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