Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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