first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
ok first of all what the fuck
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
