How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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