So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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