There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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