Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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