She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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