Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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