i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
