I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize