So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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