guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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