Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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