scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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