You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
