Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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