Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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