This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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