Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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