My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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