D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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