question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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