New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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