Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I had to cum in my sink.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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