I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Watching her eat just hurts me
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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