Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
