just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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